Hijacked!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

This is Ben's Master who just hijacked his blog!

You see-ah. Ben has to answer to three types of people.

First is to God our Heavenly Father and Saviour.
Second is his earthly parents and grandma.
Thirdly is ME!

He has to do whatever I tell him to do. That includes keeping quiet when he's too noisy or lame, paying for my food or drinks, yes means yes and cannot means cannot.

Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Its so good to own somebody.....

Anyway, other than being lame and a gamer, how can we developed him into being a real "man"?

Give me some comments, suggestions and advice. Since he has to do whatever I say, any advice no matter how crazy/wild it is, if it's doable, he must do cause I said so....

At least this will also get his blog a little livelier since it's quite dead and he's also bored and don't know what to say...

I await your suggestions people!!!!!


From Ben's other Earthly Master,

Explode